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This category includes all types of Knock-Knock jokes. Set your filter to select Kid Friendly, Office Friendly, Risque or Uncensored Knock-Knock Jokes. ROFL with our great collection of Knock-Knock Jokes.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes 'Moo!'

Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Bob: 'Will you remember me tomorrow?'

Bill: 'Yes'

Bob 'Will you remember me next week?'

Bill 'Yes'

Bob: 'Will you remember me next month??'

Bill: 'Yes'

Bob: 'Will you remember me next year?'

Bill: 'Yeah'

Bob: 'Knock Knock'

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Bill: 'Who's There?'

Bob: 'See, you forgot me already!'

Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Carrie.

Carrie who?

Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

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Knock Knock Rit

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Anonymous

Knock Knock Lyrics

Knock, knock?

Who's there?

Megan and chicken

Megan and chicken who?

He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Knock-Knock Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Knock Knock

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

Food Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes
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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

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